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thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

(Source: ivemoved666, via soderboner)

posted 1 week ago with 152,612 notes  ivemoved666)

I just want to do something that matters. Or be something that matters. I just want to matter.
—John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via feellng)

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posted 1 week ago with 2,310 notes  feellng)

dogapult:

people who unfollow you as soon as you start making personal posts

like

sorry i was blogging on my blog

i’ll try not to do it again

(via penguinsplayhockey87)

posted 1 week ago with 140,836 notes  dogapult)

super-wolves:

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

(via the-krusty-crew)

posted 1 week ago with 502,367 notes  super-wolves)

de-leo:

hockey hugs 

(Source: verbitch, via staalker)

posted 1 week ago with 493 notes  verbitch)

ayyyye yo go follow my personal blog  atleastyouretryin  and I’ll make you anything you ask for

posted 1 week ago with 0 notes 

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posted 1 week ago with 160,661 notes  guaila)

englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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(Source: englland, via baskervilletestingsite)

posted 1 week ago with 201,091 notes  englland)

kevin-hate:

vangoghsdaughter:

quidditching:

Let me bring you a thing back

  • blond= male
  • blonde=female
  • brunet=male or female
  • brunette=female
  • fiancé=male
  • fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.

welcome to the basics of stealing from French

stfu actin like we all didn’t steal from latin smh

(Source: ardentesxvoix, via wicked-boston-strong)

posted 2 weeks ago with 458,717 notes  ardentesxvoix)

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via wicked-boston-strong)

posted 2 weeks ago with 505,637 notes  thesassycat)

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

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posted 2 weeks ago with 54,596 notes  hate)

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......
posted 2 weeks ago with 85,992 notes  schoolofstitchcraft)

hate:

OH MY GOD

(Source: barack-obottm, via zetterberg40)

posted 2 weeks ago with 59,697 notes  barack-obottm)

f-abulush:

REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR.

PURPLEI don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

YELLOWI wish we were friends in real life.

REDI love you with a burning passion.

GREYI wish we talk more and being friend

TURQUOISE: I would hug you if we’re met

PINKI love your blog it’s one of my favourite

TEALWe have a lot in common.

BLUEYou are my tumblr crush.

ORANGEI don’t like your blog.

WHITEMARRY ME PLEASE.

GREENI think you’re cute.

CORAL: I think you’re beautiful

BLACKI would date you.

BROWNI don’t like you.

(via goallagher-galchenpuck)

posted 2 weeks ago with 426,792 notes  f-abulush)

swishfortyone:

y’all gotta stop tagging your selfies in sports gear with the name of the team

(via zdenocharazard)

posted 2 weeks ago with 48 notes  swishfortyone)